Give Me A Break!!!!!

Mommie Dianne returns from a trip to California and what did she bring home? A pair of legwarmers for the dog! Not only that but they have to be altered because Diz's legs are so skinny!

What did I get? Nothing--nada--zero--zilch! Not even a small treat. I'm seriously irritated.

I've been glaring at her and saying, "What's your problem?" She laughs like it's a joke or something. I'm thinking of going on a hunger strike. Wait, let me think about that. It wouldn't hurt her. Forget that idea. I'll just bite her!

Sammie